When Subject To Random Conversations

Quick note: Am at the library printing my paper for class and I hear this conversation.

Lady: Do you have the time?

Guy: To do what?

Lady: Funny, do you know what time it is?

Guy: Time for you and I to go out.

Lady: Its time you stop using bad lines...you know you just look an ass.

I just smiled while I waited for my paper to print.