Evening Quotes, I never want to forget them
These are quotes from random conversations. Imagine two tired folks who are serious when they say these things.
Co-Worker: Lets market a catchup with hot sauce in it...what should we call it?
GoGo: CatchHot, we could then sell its sex appeal.
CW: Whatcha gonna do tomorrow?
GoGo: Besides sleep?
CW: Yeah
GoGo: Sleep some more
GoGo: I used the term "spectrum of beauty" and "this is well-written bull shit" this last week in my conversations...I feel kind of proud of myself.
CW: Yeah, well I used "My whole is so plugged I need a plumber's snake to get regular...I just feel constipated.
These lines were written with permission of my co-worker...who wants to wait for the perfect nickname, so stuck with co-worker.
Co-Worker: Lets market a catchup with hot sauce in it...what should we call it?
GoGo: CatchHot, we could then sell its sex appeal.
CW: Whatcha gonna do tomorrow?
GoGo: Besides sleep?
CW: Yeah
GoGo: Sleep some more
GoGo: I used the term "spectrum of beauty" and "this is well-written bull shit" this last week in my conversations...I feel kind of proud of myself.
CW: Yeah, well I used "My whole is so plugged I need a plumber's snake to get regular...I just feel constipated.
These lines were written with permission of my co-worker...who wants to wait for the perfect nickname, so stuck with co-worker.
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